Thursday Thunks (5/07/09)

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen & Kimber via Skype, the color cranberry (is that a color?) and the number 1,999,784,926,901.


1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme? I never have anything to post on Thursdays (LoL).

2. Ever whiten your teeth? Nope - I actually don't drink or smoke so they're in pretty good shape.

3. Do you drive the speed limit? No - and don't remind me (I have gotten a speeding ticket or three).

4. Did the dog eat your homework? I used this excuse at least once every school year. The funny thing about that, I didn't actually have a dog.

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon? I don't do watermelon - so I wouldn't know, but I'm sure a ton.

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child? Quite possibly. My mom caught me eating snails (what? escargot) right out the tree in backyard. Oh, don't even go there. I'm sure you've paid at least once in your life to eat escargot, I was getting them for free.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it? Yea, but only if I actually heard it. I'm a bit difficult to wake up in the middle of the night (or so I've heard from the husband).

8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what? something gooey or someone cool.

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you? (not counting this meme's questions) Can't remember - but I'm sure it came from my husband :D

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100? Ewwww.

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made? Actually I'm at work - if I accost the nearest person to me for this they might punch me. So this is a N/A answer.

12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child (or a person you met... however you want to answer it)? I'm still stuck on the whole Apple thing. Why? is all I have to say about that.

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard? Because the person who bought it is cheap. Yes, I like to buy expensive toilet paper... only the best for my a$s.